Applesauce Friction



 Applesauce friction, it is the fourth type of friction and, like all the other types of friction, does something. In math it is expressed with the number: 3.5, and if one feels the need to express it as an equation you would use: 3(r. Here are a few examples:



 Ex. 1) 9+applesauce= ev er yth i n g



 Ex. 2) Rubbing applesauce on the floor.



 Ex. 3) Pushing a broken laptop across an applesauce covered piece of cardboard with a metal pole.



 Ex. 4) Wilford Brimley falling off of a broken highway.



 Ex. 5) Jumping out of an airplane with either no parachute or a one made out of Gene Shalit’s mustache clippings while constipated, and having a feeling that was strange and you were losing your tongue, and your ice cream and apple pie, but you are able to eat a kitten. Although the person or thing jumping  CANNOT  be wearing a striped sweater (even though it’s always the right time to wear a striped sweater).



 Always remember: Applesauce friction is the BEST type of friction.